literature

A Little Comedy Piece

Deviation Actions

GeekGem's avatar
By
Published:
175 Views

Literature Text

A Little Comedy Piece.

It just turned 6:14 am and it was 6:13 am some time ago.....this is what I should do to make myself feel better or whatever heh.


Adagio: So Equestria Girls 4 is confirmed huh.....honestly that's great. Now I'm hoping for that petition to bring us back actually works.

Peridot: When you think about it, it might work.

Adagio: Oh why do you care.

Peridot: I'm just....here.

Adagio: Besides your a small little green alien midget that's basically a kid.

Peridot: I'm actually a hundred years old almost.

Adagio: Oh I don't give a shit HA HA!

Peridot:.......Steven....what's wrong with humans these days.

Adagio: Oh sweetie I'm not really a human I'm a siren. Also the only human you've ever talked to as of now is Steven.

Steven: Peridot let's go I think Adagio is acting really mean as of now.

Peridot: Well you think so.

Adagio: I just am because of how much I don't give a shit. Now go away little ones. Heh considering of how adorable you two are. Your basically siblings.

Steven: Wait isn't Aria the mean one.

Adagio: No sweetie she's the siren chick no one gives a shit about.

Aria: Really you sure about that.

Adagio: Aria I'm being serious. Your the only one who even mentions it, and considering all the swearing and other shit. It's no wonder your crazy at times.

Aria: I don't believe you.

Adagio: Shut the fuck up you know I'm right.

Aria: Your right I am the only one who mentions it. I actually feel like crying now.

Adagio: There there Aria you can cry in my arms. Also considering Cops is on this is kind of crazy am I right ha ha!

Peridot: What's Cops.

Steven: It seems to be some kind of tv show.

Adagio: Also considering the episode is of a drive by shooting.

Pearl: STEVEN! PERIDOT! YOU TWO......sirens....just don't swear and talk about some of these things to them.

Peridot: Wait why even me.

Pearl: Because for Steven's sake I worry as well.
*She picks both of them up with her arms easily with Steven in her right arm, and Peridot in the left arm*

Pearl: Now good day to you......sirens.

Adagio: Oh your gotta leave like that, so that's awkward. Hey Aria you stopped now.

Aria: Because of listening to this I just felt like stopping. Also since the TV's on I kind of question if I should cry now.

Adagio: Your right because I'm sick of your crying.

Aria: Oh fuck you Adagio.

Adagio: Oh you would wouldn't you.

Aria: I still question if were mainly sisters or not.

Adagio: In a sense were almost like sisters. Now I forgot where's Sonata again.

Aria: She's a baby now.

Adagio: What.

Aria: ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LEADER! JESUS CHRIST FUCK IT WHERE DID SHE GO!

Adagio: She's asleep in her room.

Aria: Oh good because I thought you left her in the dumpster.

Adagio: Wow you think I'm that heartless.

Aria: Maybe so Adagio....maybe so. I question ourselves everyday.......well were not as bad as....I think her name is Clinch am I right.

Adagio: Yeah possibly so. Meh it's not just Crystal Prep's dress code I highly dislike. It's also what I've heard of their leader.

Aria: Indeed mother fucker, the bitch maybe needs to get shanked.

Adagio: Wow Aria oh yeah over time you've learned some things. Yet isn't that a bit extreme.

Aria: What's more extreme is of someone threating a student that they will not go to this school unless they do what they are told and thus students singing, "Unleash The Magic". ......yet your right what I said was pretty extreme.

Adagio: Oh your like that kind of street girl that's just lovely. I mean even the way you dress.

Aria: Wow....well in a sense yeah that's kind of stereotyping but....yeah I've learned a few street stuff. Meh no wonder a lot of guys wanna fuck me.

Adagio: Oh you should hear about all the guys that wanna fuck me. It's kind of crazy. But let's not forget Sonata.

Aria: Oh shit Sonata the whole Taco bullshit. Seriously just because she's that dumb or whatever well fine then...........you realize she's a baby as of now right.

Adagio: I'm surprised she hasn't waken up yet. You know all the shit we talk about we can make a random series or just some one record us. Just wouldn't that be lovely like a internet series where we randomly talk.

Aria:........yeah.....have you realized some of those Crystal Prep girls are hot as fuck.

Adagio: Oh Aria are you feeling something.

Aria:.....yes.

Adagio: Oh trust me I know how you feel. Meh were surrounded mostly by females which is another reason. In fact trust me one of the weirdest yet most interesting ships is me X Jasper. You know that big buff Cheeto Puff. Oh those big meaty muscles, honestly I wouldn't mind setting my face upon her chest...or breasts ha ha.

Aria:..............what the fuck.

6:43 am.
6:43 am....I hold ed in a laugh or whatever during this a bit just its' it's not holden heh no holded heh......just....I'm sorry yet hey I've made stuff like this in random talks with let me check the address. :iconsonicfan1345: so gas nah just heh meh...honestly writing no fro but writing this was fun yeah no fro for writing just the word. Yet I mean this was fun. I mean expect more maybe oh indeed. Because maybe I'm honestly good at this so no ' or fro just yeah(yah twice) I'm sorry really. Just it's late at night 6:46 am. Heh(hh) in fact Cops is on almost left(let twice) now but it's on now so gegh. 6:46 just turned 6:47 am had to look at it a bit heh gegh.
© 2015 - 2024 GeekGem
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In