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3:41 am had to click in this again. But so distracting myself from making my own version of Gary "Roach" Sanderson from Modern Warfare 2. Including will mentioned having to look a lot on the Call Of Duty Wiki and in the talks about the character. What was cannon and whatever. Including reading that it's.....the best thing that IW Infinity Ward let us think of our own well...personalize I'd think is the word with the character. Just like the guards from FNAF or heh whatever.

Yet I'd decided after randomly voice acting to myself and.....is it me or I'd won't mention my acting. You can laugh at this if you want. But for some reason I'd like the whole idea of these random silly COD and Steven Universe crossovers. It's just I'd think theirs no one out there who shares my interests in both I'm being fucking serious. Including considering COD is a series a lot of people don't give a shit anymore about I'd personally think. I'd mean it's weird and yeah creepy have a couple of grown men around a child....also rock ladies or...space rocks...Gems heh I'm gotta write this down.

Price: Oy lad! Today I'm gotta teach you some key things to help you through the craziest things in warfare. Including the fine art of holding, reloading, and shooting guns.
Steven: But....I'd don't use guns. Yeah theirs the light cannon well cannons. But my dad said and even the Gems said guns are bad.
Price: It's alright mate and honestly I'd think their putting that whole, "Guns Kill" bullshit on your fucking little head. But in warfare you'd need to forget that and remember GUNS ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS!
Steven: Pearl doesn't like it when you say those kinds of words Mr. Price.
Price: Oy who gives a bloody fucking shite!
Pearl: Steven I'd want you away from him.
Price: Oh look who it is. AND HOLY FUCKING SHITE IT'S THE BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF WITH THE OTHERS!
Jasper: Seriously your saying that too.
Ghost: Yeah pretty much mate, it's kind of a common thing.
Also for myself I now love Cheeto Puffs because of that. I'd kissed one actually. Trust me :icongreendiablo: knows heh alright.
Soap: Oh shite the whole Cheeto Puff thing.
Price: Seriously why are you so concerned about the child learning of warfare from me.*also my left thumb itched left side of head hair then wipe on left side of shirt*
Peridot: I'd think it's because your in a sense crazy.
Price: Crazy HA! You sure about that. Also trust me alright fine I'm a crazy fucking bastard. You should see Mac seriously that bloody cunt a riot!
Pearl: Steven I'd think you should leave.
Price: In fact I'd think I'd can totally kill all these so called Diamonds you gals face off against.
Garnet: Home world isn't to be messed with.
Jasper: Trust me I'm from there.
Price: Oh look who's talkin. Trust me let me lead you into battle. Because I'LL HANG YELLOW DIAMOND FROM THE ROOF ALONG WITH ANY OTHER DIAMOND! But you gals....your okay in my book. BUT YELLOW DIAMOND I'LL HANG HER FROM THE ROOF!*laptop stopped before I'd put !*
Jasper: You think you can lead better then me.
Soap: Price I'd think we should go.
Price: Shut your bloody fucking mouth mate! I'd think the Cheeto Puff seems pissy because I'm better then her.
Jasper: I'd wanna tell you I fought in a war and been fighting before you humans existed!
Price: I'd like to tell you I'D FUCKING FIRED A FUCKING NUKE A TOP OF MOTHA FUCKING MURICA! IT MADE SO MUCH SHIT FALL FROM THE SKY!
Dunn: Oh yeah also that almost killed us.
Price: Shut your bloody fucking mouth I'd saved your arse's!
Foley: Just saying he's right.
Price: Also Jasper you think your all talk, well how about this. I'd had to wait THREE FUCKING DAYS for a single person I'd think it was three days because no matter how many times I'd got fucking drunk while waiting! I'd mean seriously Mac can truly drink a shit ton of beer! He'd drank bloody fucking 20 beers. But I'd beat the bastard by 30! NOW HOW'S THAT FOR YOU CHEETO PUFF! Also don't let me forget Lapis tricked you into fusing. HOLY FUCKING SHITE THAT'S A SHITE TON OF TIME YOU WERE UNDER WATER!
Lapis: Can you please not mention that.
Amethyst: This is actually really funny. British guy saying swears and going up against Jasper. Including look at Jasper's face.
*A angry Jasper face*
Jasper: SERIOUSLY YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THEN ME! YOU WANNA GO!
Price: I CAN TAKE ON YOUR GIANT ORANGE BUFF ARSE ANY DAY! PUT UP YOUR FISTS AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! *puts up fists*

Oh my God this is really happening.
Roach: No shit man.
Ramirez AKA Markiplier: This is crazy seriously holy shit man. Also Delta's watching they have popcorn and Coca Cola and Diet Dr. Pepper cans. Seriously lots of popcorn bags.*left hand pointing to them**left thumb itched bottom of mouth and wiped left side of shirt you know*
Price: Also I'd want this young man here to speak out loud some true feelings of his! IN THAT LOVELY BRITISH ACCENT OR WHATEVER HE'S ACTUALLY MAYBE GOT IT! JUST MAYBE SAY SOMETHING YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKER!

I'D FEEL BAD THAT I'D DON'T TALK ABOUT HALO OR GEARS OF WAR THAT MUCH! I LOVE THOSE GAMES! IT'S JUST I DON'T HAVE THE XBOX 360 IN MY ROOM ANYMORE! INCLUDING THE BLODDY MOTHA FUCKING XBOX ONE IS SO PRICEY AS FUCKING SHITE! I'D FORGOT TO SAY SWEAR WORDS IN THE FIRST PART OF THIS THING I'M SAYING HOLY BLOODY FUCKING SHITE! I'D TALK ABOUT MOSTLY CERTAIN GAME SERIES BUT NO ONE GIVES A BLOODY FUCKING SHITE ABOUT THEM BECAUSE THEIR OLD YET I MISS THE CHARACTERS! ALL THOSE BLOODY CUNTS AND THEIR MANLINESS!

Alright no gas or small....it's 4:10 am....Also Connie's listening to this. She's right there, she has that face of, "Oh my God what the fuck holy fucking shit!"

Jasper:.....you know what forget this.
Pearl: You know what else....I'd just want you away from Steven mostly. The others are alright.
Price: Well fine then if your gotta be like that then fuck it! I'm calling Mac! *Takes out cell phone with right hand and calls Mac* OY MAC! This is John! YOU WANNA GO TO A BAR OR SOMETHING! OR WAIT I'D HEARD MCDONALDS IS SELLING BEER NOW LOTS OF IT!

....let's say Ihugueny's content of how he portrays certain characters....it's mainly Price. Don't know if I'd got his username right. I'd watched some of his vids with Price in it to inspire me a bit....I'd legit said....not all of this it's the Yellow Diamond one I'd wanted to mention gas small or...yeah I'd said I'LL HANG YELLOW DIAMOND FROM THE ROOF! So gas small or whatever guys it's 4:15 am in the fucking morning alright lads. I'm reading this in Ihugueny's Price voice. Along with I'd was watching not the whole thing spoilers in case. His character plays of Mac and also Price on Modern Warfare 1 didn't finish both. Honestly I'm gotta get not just Modern Warfare 1 for PS3, but World At War as well. Also random thing.

I'd felt my first experience with both those games were the best on Xbox 360. When I'd beat Modern Warfare 2 on PS3 on Regular. It didn't feel as.....I'd think it's because your first time will always remain your head. All the surprises but damn it was fun playing through Modern Warfare 2 all that. It felt great including the ending calm......thing is I'm still playing it and replaying some levels....to yeah I'd sign in at times....think I have a problem did fro blue words but fuck it wanted to say that. So forget it so gas small or not, so not gas or whatever forget it calm did I p calm. Or whatever scrolled down before putting this sentence calm. Again calm.

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